Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Review: SHORT! THAT! BABY! My grandma was sold as an infant in 1936 for $40 (roughly $950 USD in 2025’s economy). Back then, baby buying wasn’t unheard of — and ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...

Indie game developer Strange Scaffold and publisher Frosty Pop have confirmed the release date for their latest title, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. If the name isn't clear enough, this is an ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator gets a new trailer and a release date announcement. Watch the latest Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator trailer for the upcoming alien infant stock market sim.

If you’ve ever had the very specific desire to rack up credits by betting on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien babies, now you can. The Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator game offers ...

As you might be able to glean from the name, the demo for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly odd. It’s an intergalactic stock market simulator that feels like a blend of blackjack, ...

All the Latest Game Footage and Images from Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space ...

Check out the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator announcement trailer for this upcoming alien infant stock market sim. From the creators of I Am Your Beast, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is ...

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